Answers Quote by Jodi Picoult

Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck."…

— Rodney Dangerfield

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quack like a duck, then it just may be a duck.

— Walter Reuther

“This duck tells me nothing!”

— Daniel O'Malley

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck and it looks like a duck ITS A DUCK

— Anonymous

“If it looks like a duck and quacks likes a duck, it's a duck, right?”

— Mark Peter Hughes

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a duck!

— Robin Cook

“You ever hear that expression 'If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck'?”

— Alex Duval

Death strode away, stopped, and came back. He pointed a skeletal finger at The Duck Man. WHY, he said, ARE YOU WALKING AROUND WITH…

— Terry Pratchett

I find that a duck's opinion of me is influenced by whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but he does…

— Mitch Hedberg

You know what the duck said when their lover left them? "Quack!" I guess you can say that the duck quacked.

— Anonymous

When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird…

— Anonymous

“It’s not what I think? If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck...” I imply with a shrug “...well then you…

— K Bromberg