“Bridget reckons John Lennon wrote a song about her. I'm guessing it was 'Give Peace a Chance'.” — Bridget Golightly Copy Share Image
The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I think you often say more by saying less. And interestingly enough, I mean, Jesus really set the standard. I mean, he… — Mark Batterson Copy Share Image
I don't think of any sentence as a "one-liner", but I do pay attention to how people actually speak when they are… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
Mike Myers as Austin Powers makes me laugh - that was genius - and Daffy Duck makes me laugh, but I like… — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
Donald [Trump], is great at - at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate. — Jeb Bush Copy Share Image
Every Republican has a one-liner on ObamaCare. I've got detailed plans on energy independence, on school choice, on health care, on foreign… — Bobby Jindal Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is great at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate and he'd be a chaos president. He would not be… — Renee Montagne Copy Share Image
A sign to me is a one-liner, a symbol is very complex and my house is a series of symbols. — Charles Jencks Copy Share Image
I don't think every joke has to be so dadgum cerebral. I mix it up really good, because that's the kind of… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
To her British lover about to climb in bed with 80-something Mae: She said that she hoped soon to be able to… — Mae West Copy Share Image
I think Twitter is kind of fun, it's not deep and it never will be, but it's a great way to communicate… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I think that one-liners are very important and sometimes you don't even know when you're making the movie that it's going to… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
People that do "bits" and "jokes" or "one-liners" are going by the wayside. — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Evangelical agencies with ready funding may have too little depth and vision to cope with the current conflict. God's kingdom is built… — Carl F. H. Henry Copy Share Image
“This is the worst of the bunch. Definitely the smokiest. I don't think they want us to leave," said Montoya. "The ants… — Jason bengtson Copy Share Image
I did a play called 'On Golden Pond' in a dinner theater in Maine and then went to New York for a… — Patrick Dempsey Copy Share Image
People's expectations of what I'm capable of doing are very low. People have been used to hearing little one-liners and me play… — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image