A sign to me is a one-liner, a symbol is very complex and my house is a series of symbols. — Charles Jencks Copy Share Image
“A man's weakest spots are almost always closest to his passions.” — Oscar Auliq-Ice Copy Share Image
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
There are certain things that cannot be adequately explained to a virgin either by words or pictures. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
“Respect cannot be inherited, respect is the result of right actions.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Knowledge belongs to time, wisdom emerges from the timeless.” — Debashis Chatterjee Copy Share Image
If you're playing things sincere in a really absurd, heightened situation, you'll achieve comedy as opposed to just saying funny lines and… — Jeff Baena Copy Share Image
Hold your horses. I'm coming."... "From where I'm standing you're just breathing laboriously." The snow swam out of focus. "Breathing hard. Are… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners. — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
The one-liner of this movie [ The Hollars], you've probably heard before: 'A guy goes home to his family and finds out… — John Krasinski Copy Share Image
[Arnold Schwarzenegger] is funny. Some great one-liners, some great banter between him and the contestants [on "The Apprentice" ]. And he's good! — Boy George Copy Share Image
“The poor soul would have been 100 - if he'd lived another twelve years. Apparently he asked to be scattered over the… — Bridget Golightly Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian and there are a lot of things I'm still learning. I love one liners because I love smart jokes.… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
No, and in fact I get a bit frustrated, because I'm actually quite good at one-liners, and I've had hundreds of them… — Vince Cable Copy Share Image
I guess the one-liner kind of comic sounds like a guy who can talk and talk and whatever the subject is, he… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
It occurs to me that John McCain is as intellectually shallow as our current President…Bush goes bumbling along, grinning and spewing moronic… — Jack Cafferty Copy Share Image
I can't compete with the Michael Bays of the world in regard to special effects and that kind of stuff. But you… — John Michael McDonagh Copy Share Image
What a shame to be so afraid of failure that you stop living. My wife has a great one-liner about failure: "Never… — Bernie Siegel Copy Share Image
Writing books isn't a drastic departure from writing for the stage. I've always written in the long format, five, eight, 10-minute pieces… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
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