Funny Quote by MJ McGuire

If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!

— Jerry Lawler

“Seeing the iceberg hadn’t stopped the Titanic from sinking”

— C.J. Roberts

The Titanic hit the iceberg not because they could not see it coming but because they could not change direction.

— Dean Devlin

The euro Titanic has now hit the iceberg - and there simply aren't enough lifeboats to go round.

— Nigel Farage

“I was the Titanic and the iceberg all at once.”

— Jeremy Glass

“iceberg reported ahead,behappy about titanic”

— Oshada

“speculation in history is never rock-solid, it is reasonable to think that had the Titanic been launched on schedule, she may not have hit…

— Henry Freeman

The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner!

— Red Buttons

The Titanic will protect itself.

— Robert Ballard

“We'd pass icebergs floating in the middle of the ocean. They were gigantic, with strange formations carved into them. They were so haunting and…

— Maria Semple

It was a titanic effort.

— Glenn Hoddle

Apparently it’s my fault that the Titanic sank.

— Ian Holloway