Fat jokes Quote by MJ McGuire Download Open image “A small man can cast a large shadow, especially when a fat man is standing behind him.” — MJ McGuire ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fat jokes Fat man Funny Funny facebook status Humor Small man
When Small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set. — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
A man is whole only when he takes into account his shadow as well as himself - and what is a man's shadow but… — Djuna Barnes Copy Share Image
“Even the smallest person may cast a large shadow, if they stand very close to the light.” — Luke Alistar Copy Share Image
If Jonah had gone to Yale...Instead of the gut of a whale...He'd have a diploma...A better aroma...And a nice little condo in Vale. — MJ McGuire Copy Share Image
Bitterness gives the devil a foothold; forgiveness puts him in a chokehold. — MJ McGuire Copy Share Image
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but no one in Brave Heart carried one.~M.J. McGuire — MJ McGuire Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat and dumb she walked to the traffic light, saw a sign that said No U Turn and she said,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat and stupid,she got offensive when buzz lightyear said to Infiniti and beyond — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and as I… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, when she walked, her legs reach from the U.S to Africa during each step — Anonymous Copy Share Image
