Association Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I used to tell people I was a comic and they'd be fascinated. Now all you get is: 'Oh yeah, my cousin Steve's a…

— Lee Mack

Steven Wright can do Steven Wright very well. Not everyone can do Steven Wright's jokes with the same results.

— Wyatt Cenac

I think of myself as a theatre comic instead of club comic because I tend to talk for a bit before I start being…

— Dylan Moran

“Scott Adams: From him, I learned how to write a three-panel comic. Probably the best pure writer on the comics page.”

— Stephan Pastis

I still feel it's kind of weird to say, 'I'm a comic book writer.'

— Tom King

I'm not the comic innovator that Bill Murray and Eddie Murphy are. I can't just come out with an incredible line.

— Judge Reinhold

There's so many good comic actors that you just take the best of and try and run with it yourself. Try and bring a…

— Domhnall Gleeson

I don't do one-liners, because you don't learn anything about that comedian.

— Ricky Gervais

You get used to it I suppose, but it's always a bit disappointing to see a comic referred to as 'by [writer]' and no…

— Jamie McKelvie

I don't think I've ever made any conscious decision to be a comic artist, but to me there's something quite anarchic about comedy.

— David Shrigley

There are many things I still don't know or don't do well in comic books. It's more a question of having the will to…

— Sean Michael Wilson

I love Steven Wright.

— Demetri Martin