Blood Quote by Peter Andrews

If I played golf, I'd be on the golf course every day, but I just can't wear those dumb pants.

— Elvis Duran

The average player would rather play than watch. Those who don't play can't possibly appreciate the subtleties of the game. Trying to get their…

— Bob Toski

Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace…

— Bob Hope

I don't watch much golf.

— Kyle Busch

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

— Anonymous

I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind…

— Lewis Black

The most advanced medical brains in the universe have yet to discover a way for a man to relax himself, and looking at a…

— Milt Gross

My grandpa would take me to the driving range and, I don't know, it didn't take me long to realize I'm a little different…

— Rickie Fowler

Golf does strange things to other people, too. It makes liars out of honest men, cheats out of altruists, cowards out of brave men…

— Milt Gross

Golf is the only sport where watching the game is arguably as grueling physically as playing it.

— Willie Geist

At home, I'm definitely not watching golf. I'd rather be watching baseball, basketball, football, whatever it is.

— Brooks Koepka

Golf is so mental. It gets my mind right before the game.

— Willie Cauley-Stein