The store had a hand-painted sign the read: MOOSE PASS GAS. "That's just wrong," Frank said. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. — Don Kardong Copy Share Image
A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose? — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark... — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. Ill take an angry moose any day. — Don Kardong Copy Share Image
I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
“Anyone can shoot a moose that's just standing there. If you really wanna brag, hang a pair of chipmunk ears on your… — Jass Richards Copy Share Image
If you have never taken the train across Canada, you really should put it on your life list... Meanwhile, I get to… — Elizabeth May Copy Share Image
In Canada, you can't even have a barbecue in your backyard without being attacked by a moose or even a grizzly bear.… — Kurt Angle Copy Share Image
You won't even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then?" "I've a knife in… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible. I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been… — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
Yes, during the pilot, they gave me a little toy from the shop. It's like three little moose in a boat, paddling.… — Caroline Dhavernas Copy Share Image
If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that… — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
Kids in Alaska don't know they're growing up on the Last Frontier. It's just what they see on the license plates, and… — Tom Bodett Copy Share Image
But, on more accounts than one, I had had enough of moose-hunting. I had not come to the woods for this purpose,… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
And second, keep in mind that you are a weapon. In theory, when you're done with training, you should be able to… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“The knock-kneed brown moose, a tired group of ten, yards ahead of her for the last three days, comfort her too. It's… — Amy Bloom Copy Share Image
How far men go for the material of their houses! The inhabitants of the most civilized cities, in all ages, send into… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
My stay in Camp Betty was the longest I'd been without drink or drugs in my adult life. [...] At first, they… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I left my theatre the Loose Moose almost twenty years ago, and I hardly ever go back. Sometimes I go back to… — Keith Johnstone Copy Share Image
“Once there was a moose, a very poor, thin, lonely moose who lived on a rocky hill where only bitter leaves grew… — Annie Proulx Copy Share Image
“On the afternoon of the fifth day, as I made my way along a narrow and steep stretch of trail, I looked… — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
“You don’t want to hurt Cameron’s car, now do you? She didn’t mean to hit you.” As she spoke to the huge… — Marie Force Copy Share Image
If the Americans, in addition to the eagle and the Stars and Stripes and the more unofficial symbols of bison, moose and… — Johan Huizinga Copy Share Image
“When he says "Skins or blankets?" it will take you a moment to realized that he's asking which you want to sleep… — Pam Houston Copy Share Image
“Everyone says I remind them of a moose,just because my nose is so big.” — genevieve cortese Copy Share Image
And the last thought he had that morning as he closed his eyes was: I hope the tornado hit the moose. — Gary Paulsen Copy Share Image
Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. — Tao Lin Copy Share Image
“A “town moose” standing in the middle of a road definitely did not make sense.” — Marie Force Copy Share Image
I wanna get on TV and just let loose. But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose. — Eminem Copy Share Image
“One moose, one sexy rescuer and fifteen life-changing days later, she’d be going home a different person.” — Marie Force Copy Share Image
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