Funny Quote by Chi Chi Rodriguez Download Open image “I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane.” — Chi Chi Rodriguez ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Golf Inspirational Jane Love
Everyone knows I am fast, so I have to change the way I play. I always know I have to change the way I… — Mohamed Salah Copy Share Image
I just want to continue doing what I'm doing, playing well and starting the games - but I want to score, too. — Fred Copy Share Image
I feel that every time I get the ball at the moment I am going to score. — Michael Owen Copy Share Image
If you stop me from scoring, and I don't do anything else, then I've not really played well, have I? You can't score every… — Bradley Wright-Phillips Copy Share Image
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for… — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the… — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Why do I love kids so much? Because I was never a kid myself. I was too poor to really have a childhood. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Music is not supposed to rile you up. Music is something to bring you down. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
A lot of guys out here are very serious, and God bless them, that's their personality. It's not a sin to be business-like. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
