Federal government Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I wonder if I can claim the Federal Government as a dependent on this year's federal taxes?” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Federal government Federal taxes
Time for you to go, I gotta reduce the number of dependents that I claim on my W2. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm amazed that you get a refund from the state and a year later you have to pay federal taxes on it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Are we ever going to have a federal tax system that regular people can understand? — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I do not do my own taxes. It's too many forms. "Here are my 70,000 forms. I have no idea."I would be in jail. — Zoe Kazan Copy Share Image
I'd think people would want me to follow the law and pay only what the tax code requires. — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
Remember, the federal gov operated for more than 120 years without an income tax, using excise taxes to raise necessary revenues. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
But I benefit from the taxes I pay because I know how to access the benefits of the taxes. — Dar Williams Copy Share Image
Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, you still have to file your 990 each year. — Henry Ford Copy Share Image
You can't legitimately kick on income tax, for it's on what you have made. You have already made it. But, look at land, farms,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
[States and the Federal government are] coordinate departments of one simple and integral whole... The one is the domestic, the other the foreign branch… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
Perhaps the most important reason to be skeptical of government inflation numbers is that the government, like a fox campaigning to guard a hen… — Peter Schiff Copy Share Image
Local and state governments have outrun the federal government. The EPA has served notice that it will enact a rule requiring CO2 reductions by… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
We're also fairly stubborn, I think, fairly independent. We have our share of difficulties with our federal government, although I've tried to as I… — Dan Miller Copy Share Image
“Let's just make this easy. I'm in favor of a Constitutional amendment that would read something like this: 'Neither the federal government, nor any state or local government shall make any activity a crime unless said activity violates another person's right to life, liberty, or property, either through force or fraud.' Could you live with that? Could you live with… — Neal Boortz Copy Share
The term 'cost shifting,' as I use it, refers to those items in a university's budget that used to be reimbursed by the federal… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Demographically, I'm a hippie from San Francisco and I'm not culturally inclined to be sympathetic to states' rights. My cultural heritage is FDR and… — Naomi Wolf Copy Share Image
The powers delegated by the proposed Constitution to the federal government are few and defined. Those which are to remain in the State governments… — James Madison Copy Share Image
Climate change is not an excuse to give the federal government ever more power over private property and state resources. — Luther Strange Copy Share Image
It was Ronald Reagan who used to say that the 10 most frightening words in the English language are, "I'm from the federal government,… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I oppose any proposal for the federal government to build and operate a nationwide 5G network. — Ajit Pai Copy Share Image
Look, this is a man, he's got great numbers. He talks about numbers. I'm beginning to think not only did he invent the Internet, but he invented the calculator. It's fuzzy math. It's a scaring - trying to scare people in the voting booth. Under my tax plan, that he continues to criticize, I set a third - the federal… — George W. Bush Copy Share