Federal Quote by Dave Barry

It's April 15, tax day. The federal tax code is over 74,000 pages long. But stick with it because after page 72,000, it gets really good.

— Conan O'Brien

I pay tax, and I pay federal tax, too. But I have a write-off, a lot of it's depreciation, which is a wonderful charge.…

— Donald Trump

Balance the federal budget now, not 15 years from now, not 20 years from now, but now. And throw out the entire federal tax…

— Gary Johnson

The blame for the maddening complications of the federal tax system goes to the people with the most money

— Nicholas von Hoffman

Our federal tax system is, in short, utterly impossible, utterly unjust and completely counterproductive . . . [It] reeks with injustice, and is fundamentally un-American

— Ronald Reagan

Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and…

— Dave Barry

There certainly is a lot of political pressure for states to adopt the new federal tax codes. But there is no law that requires…

— John Barry

It is simply unfair for the Internal Revenue Service to lay claim to the bulk of a small business or farm when a death…

— Cindy Hyde-Smith

There is a direct link between the federal tax cut of 2001 and state tax increases in 2003. When the federal government's mistakes force…

— Senator John Kerry

The question is: What can we, as citizens, do to reform our tax system? As you know, under our three-branch system of government, the…

— Dave Barry

The median family of four ... paid $4,722 in federal taxes last year. That's enough to pay for a new curtain for the secretary…

— Alan Bock

“Amway in fact was structured to avoid federal taxes.”

— Jane Mayer