Federal taxes Quote by Dave Barry Download Open image “Are we ever going to have a federal tax system that regular people can understand?” — Dave Barry ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Federal taxes People Tax system Taxes
Everyone wants a more simple tax system. But if this means that certain tax breaks have to be cut, people are no longer so… — Angela Merkel Copy Share Image
We need a tax system that essentially takes very good care of the people who just really aren't as well adapted to the market… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
Fundamentally, I've always been a fan of actually looking at our whole state tax system and really figuring out how we reform our tax… — Pramila Jayapal Copy Share Image
We need to have a tax system that rewards work and not just financial transactions. — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
We can fight over what the taxation levels should be, but the tax system should be very, very simple and not distortionary. — Adam Davidson Copy Share Image
We want to go back to a tax system where Americans sit down at their kitchen table, and they do their taxes on a… — Gary Cohn Copy Share Image
We need to get a business tax system that makes us competitive to the rest of the world. — Gary Cohn Copy Share Image
Individuals and businesses must participate in a national discussion about a simpler tax system, one that collects sufficient revenue to meet appropriate federal responsibilities,… — Mike Crapo Copy Share Image
The nation ought to have a tax system which looks like someone designed it on purpose. — William E. Simon Copy Share Image
If we don't do something to simplify the tax system, we're going to end up with a national police force of internal revenue agents. — Leon Panetta Copy Share Image
This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about being a guy is that women don't accept that you really are just a simple, pathetic, labrador retriever-like creature. That… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If you look at any list of great modern writers such as Ernest Hemingway, William Faulkner, and F. Scott Fitzgerald, you'll notice two things… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Despite the gulf, physical and cultural, between the United States and Japan, both societies are, in the end, made up of people, and people… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Few Americans know that their SS taxes are never segregated or saved by the federal gov, but rather spent immediately as general funds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder if I can claim the Federal Government as a dependent on this year's federal taxes? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The median family of four ... paid $4,722 in federal taxes last year. That's enough to pay for a new curtain for the secretary… — Alan Bock Copy Share Image
Some of the worst abuses of government force in recent years were precipitated by technical and victimless gun-law violations. For example, the BATF claimed… — Dave Kopel Copy Share Image
What's funny is, we don't have to pay federal taxes. It's imposed on us because America is in so much damn debt with the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Imagine how quickly Americans would demand lower taxes & spending if they had to write the federal government a check each month — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I’m not only a lawyer, I have a post-doctorate degree in federal tax law from William and Mary. I’ve worked in serious scholarship ...… — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
Federal Taxes are not good, as a general rule, necessary for certain things like national defense and interstate commerce. That's all. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a 13 year old girl is pregnant, that is evidence of sexual abuse and that’s supposed to be reported to the authorities and… — Mark Crutcher Copy Share Image
Remember, the federal gov operated for more than 120 years without an income tax, using excise taxes to raise necessary revenues. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The day after Republicans won solid majorities in the House and Senate, House Speaker John Boehner and Senate Majority Leader-to-be Mitch McConnell outlined priorities… — Cleta Mitchell Copy Share Image
