April Quote by Conan O'Brien

April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice…

— Ed Helms

Our tax code is arcane, burdensome and unwieldy. In the years since Ronald Reagan's 1986 Tax Reform Act, the code has gone from fewer…

— S.E. Cupp

In a democracy the day when you pay your taxes, April 15, would be a day of celebration, because you're getting together to provide…

— Noam Chomsky

Tax Day is the one day of the year I disappoint the government as much as it disappoints me.

— Anonymous

Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15,…

— Jay Leno

Isnt it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fools Day and ends with cries of 'May Day!'

— Anonymous

We need to enact fundamental tax reform. The weight and complexity of our 73,000-page tax code are crushing everyday Americans. We need to radically…

— Carly Fiorina

Our opponents see an America in which every day is April 15, tax day. Well, we see an America in which every day is…

— Ronald Reagan

Today is tax day. A lot of people are hoping they get refunds. And that's just the folks here in the audience.

— David Letterman

Our tax code becomes so absurdly complex every 32 years that we have no choice but to scrap it and re-write. The 32-year period…

— T.R. Reid

Income tax filing and payment day should be moved from April 15th to November 1st so it can be close to election day. People…

— Steven G. Calabresi

The tax code is just too big.

— Matt Rosendale