Taxes Quote by Zoe Kazan

You know what? I've never paid taxes in my life. I'm probably going to go to jail.

— Nick Diaz

I'd think people would want me to follow the law and pay only what the tax code requires.

— Mitt Romney

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?

— Milton Berle

I have paid taxes every year, a lot of taxes.

— Mitt Romney

The IRS'll never sweat me or even put up a fight... Cause I'm sure I've paid more in taxes than you've made in yo'…

— Ludacris

I've been held responsible for taxes I know nothing about.

— James Brown

I am obligated to and will pay hundreds of millions of dollars in taxes to the United States government,

— Eduardo Saverin

I am death, not taxes. I turn up only once.

— Terry Pratchett

You know, gentlemen, that I do not owe any personal income tax. But nevertheless, I send a small check, now and then, to the…

— David Rockefeller

I used to do my own taxes. You know how you buy that gigantic sheet at Staples, add up the restaurants, clothes, and taxis…

— Heidi Klum

I want to do to your body what the IRS does to your income.

— Anonymous

And to you taxpayers out there, let me say this: Make sure you file your tax return on time! And remember that, even though…

— Dave Barry