Blank Quote by Milton Berle Download Open image “I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?” — Milton Berle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Blank Filled Income Income tax
I do not do my own taxes. It's too many forms. "Here are my 70,000 forms. I have no idea."I would be in jail. — Zoe Kazan Copy Share Image
Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt. — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it? — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
While you're alive, the IRS will attempt to take what you've made. When you're not, the IRS will attempt to take what it missed. — Charles J. Givens Copy Share Image
Print neatly. That's the kind of advice that the IRS considers a "dynamite" tax tip. If you ask them a real tax question, such… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Bring me the receipts. I’m using them as a write-off.” What do you know? Even Death pays taxes.” — Angela Roquet Copy Share Image
I've been written off more times than some of the government's tax returns but I just keep plodding along. — James Haskell Copy Share Image
And to you taxpayers out there, let me say this: Make sure you file your tax return on time! And remember that, even though… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers,… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I have often wondered how they manage to get return envelopes which miss, by one-quarter of an inch, fitting the blank you are supposed… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
But that quickly faded, and he frowned. "You're bleeding," he said. "What happened?" Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show him the… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I've always been a very restless person. I work hard, spend too much time looking after my son, I dance like a mad thing,… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
“When I came back, they gave me blank looks. Some said, 'I don't think I've seen you for days.' Some not even that. And… — Meša Selimović Copy Share Image
Every man is a missionary, now and forever, for good or for evil, whether he intends or designs it or not. He may be… — Thomas Chalmers Copy Share Image
The acting background helped a lot when I started writing. I was training for it. In acting class they teach you about the stakes… — Carol Higgins Clark Copy Share Image
The American people reject the idea of giving Washington a blank check to increase the debt limit. — Martha Roby Copy Share Image
You wind up creating from silence, like painting a picture on a blank canvas that could bring tears to somebody's eyes. As songwriters, our… — Rodney Atkins Copy Share Image
“As I stare at the blank page, I am at once awash inwords but unable to find the ones I want to use.” — Carrie Ryan Copy Share Image
Staring at the blank page before you, Open up the dirty window, Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find. — Natasha Bedingfield Copy Share Image
Bullies enjoy dark happiness; these are the blank parts that eventually fill their minds with nothingness. — Emily Shanks Copy Share Image
History is full of blank spaces, but good stories, invariably, are not. — Sara Sheridan Copy Share Image
