Alive Quote by Charles J. Givens

When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS.

— Bob Thaves

I am death, not taxes. I turn up only once.

— Terry Pratchett

The IRS'll never sweat me or even put up a fight... Cause I'm sure I've paid more in taxes than you've made in yo'…

— Ludacris

I want to do to your body what the IRS does to your income.

— Anonymous

And to you taxpayers out there, let me say this: Make sure you file your tax return on time! And remember that, even though…

— Dave Barry

I do not do my own taxes. It's too many forms. "Here are my 70,000 forms. I have no idea."I would be in jail.

— Zoe Kazan

If something happens, something happens, that's life. You are going to be hurt - that's the tax.

— Taylor Russell

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?

— Milton Berle

I got IRS records to finance what I wanted to do.

— Penelope Spheeris

I've been held responsible for taxes I know nothing about.

— James Brown

I didn't pay my taxes for years.

— Noam Chomsky

The theory of the IRS is rather repugnant to me because the assumption is made that I, the government, owns 100% of your income…

— Ron Paul