Crooks Quote by Will Rogers

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on…

— Will Rogers

I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?

— Bob Hope

I must be the only person in America that every time -- I pay the maximum tax rates -- every time I sign that…

— Bill Clinton

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.

— Fred Allen

Where's my tax form? Where's the file that's supposed to hold my W-2 form and interest statement? Where's the mileage log I specifically asked…

— Cathy Guisewite

Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form

— Laurence J. Peter

Our aim is to make tax collecting a declining industry.

— Margaret Thatcher

One of the high spots of the decade for me was offering the bill which culminated in the tax act of 1986, which brought…

— Donald T. Regan

The most important investment you can make is in yourself... nobody can tax it or take it away from you.

— Warren Buffett

We were giving advice for the single-worst idea to come forward from a group that's been rife with them, it would be this: The…

— Barney Frank

The important thing about tax reform is you make the tax code less complicated, easier for people to understand.

— Grover Norquist

“pissed at Phillip, but he doesn’t seem to care. He grins, then crooks”

— Jillian Dodd