“Asking someone else to drive your sports car is like asking someone else to kiss your girlfriend.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Please, you could never compare to me. All these b*tches is scared of me. I am something they couldn't dare to be. — Nicki Mniaj Copy Share Image
The Good Lord takes care of kids and fools and I qualify in both cases! — Doug Seaton Copy Share Image
“Oh, come on. Don’t tell me you all have never been to Doveport? Our sister city across the sea?” “People don’t say… — Terrance Crawford Copy Share Image
“Ish #303 "It's a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating.” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
“- Never. I've gone completely mar for you, Taylor Antonia Marsh. - That's not even my middle name! - It's a middle… — Elle Kennedy Copy Share Image
It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say. — Oscar Auliq-Ice Copy Share Image
I wish raindrops where tequila,so that I dont have to tell my m0m,i dont drink,its raining. — Redeyeen Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your parents don't appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with......... Lolzzzz :D — Archie Copy Share Image
“Life is not fucked up by accident; it is fucked up on purpose!!!” — Jason Gabriel Kondrath Copy Share Image
“My mother, my psychiatrist and an assortment of sedatives eventually convinced me I was delusional.” — Wayne Gerard Trotman Copy Share Image
“And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara Reese” — Lucian Bane Copy Share Image
“Look. This is a Christmas tree. It’s a decoration. Why do you think everything is a toy, Cat?” “I thought it was… — Lea Beall Copy Share Image
You Cannot fathom the immensity of fucks my brain cannot be fucked to give out freely under the circumstances that you should… — Yoloswaggie Copy Share Image
“One does not simply ring Roland." Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Sharks aren`t the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would attack him too.. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
“When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
