“You know, it’s crazy what a little perspective can do to your life. For example…cotton candy is not as great as everyone… — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
“Have you ever chopped down something with an ax? Not fun. I now have serious doubts regarding George Washington and his cherry… — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
“Aye," said Elric darkly, "return me to my realm, so that I may fulfill my own doom-laden destiny ..." Werther looked upon… — Michael Moorcock Copy Share Image
“Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“...it's true what they say about turning into your mother; I grew up with her yelling, 'Am I talking to myself?' To… — Alexandra Potter Copy Share Image
“If a wizard should take up residence in your garden, and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.” — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“Christians believe that God loves you sooo much... he created hell, just in case you don't love him back.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“If you are reading this, I'm dead. Don't celebrate too much. Jesus is watching.” — Katie Graykowski Copy Share Image
“Hanni, I’m going to have to watch you carefully. You may break a lot of hearts in London.” “What am I to… — Rhys Bowen Copy Share Image
“GPS has saved countless relationships because us men do not like to ask for directions. Now if women could only come with… — Ken Poirot Copy Share Image
“Seriously man, shut it.” “Alright, alright. You’re the driver,” He raised his chip bag in toast, “My life is in your hands.” — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
“Everybody! This is my cousin right here, and he just dethroned God's gift to Women - Griffin” — S.C. Stephens Copy Share Image
You know some b*tch just broke up with her boyfriend when shes starts putting a million quotes on Facebook. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
“So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“It's probably not easy for a woman to understand what it's like to be a man. Imagine you're starving, and someone puts… — Oliver Markus Copy Share Image
“Whenever I'm running an hour late for for work, it always makes me feel better when I can leave an hour early… — Mark W Boyer Copy Share Image
Half of a woman's life goes in calculating how to repeat a dress without letting people know. — Lekoma Precious Napo Copy Share Image
“You thought the waiter must not hear, as if he cared! I dare say he often hears worse things said than I… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
“Well, the truth is that his mother had six miscarriages, and three of them survived.” — Oscar O'Rourke Copy Share Image
