“An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
When pointing out the flaws in others, people always end up talking about themselves. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Who said the Arabs are incapable of breaking world records? Qatar has just set a new world record by becoming the first… — Mouloud Benzadi Copy Share Image
“Jersey cows,” Eva explained after Jac complimented the luxurious taste. “The butter and cream here are better than anywhere in the world.”… — M.J. Rose Copy Share Image
“Hey! When he dug into it, rifling through her things, she snapped, "Go Yoda someone else's supplies, asshole.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“I confess... I'm always secretly amused by people who play 'hard to get,' when they're already so hard to want.” — Kianu Starr Copy Share Image
“You look worse today than you did when you had two black eyes.” “Why, thank you, Tyler. You always say the sweetest… — Gwen Hayes Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your friends and family are singing happy birthday and you are just standing there smiling … — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies, men will listen to all your problems if you learned how to say thank you with a blowjob. — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
“Why do women love to read about sexually aggressive billionaire bad boy alpha males but condemn the same behavior in real life?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“ Ella let out a squeal when I picked her up, “Jonathan!” I loved carrying her around in my arms. After all,… — R. Matthews Copy Share Image
“First time fucking driving and I fucking crash,” I muttered. "Good thing is, it’s a minor dent,” piped the helpful back seat,… — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
“There are different types of fancy photographers. Some are big, fun personalities like Mario Testino, who once told me, “Lift your chin,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“...and in repose one might have admired so fine a specimen of English manhood, until the foppish ways, the affected movements, the… — Emmuska Orczy Copy Share Image
“Make yourself into a battery to store some of this feeling; it is the currency of your life... There will be many… — Dessa Copy Share Image
We don't choose the person we fall for, It usually hits us like a bullet Then BANG! We bleed.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Most people will do the right thing; if they can afford too.” — Jason Gabriel Kondrath Copy Share Image
“No kind of social system can make you more happier and secure than your own money.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“This," Gansey replied "is precisely why I didn't want to have a baby with you.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
The worst thing u can do to someone is steal the last piece of their pizza. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
“Every time a dog humps your leg, you're being raped. #metoo” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Can we at least avoid the cannibals? I prefer not to vomit when screaming for my life.” — Emory R. Frie Copy Share Image
“I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then,… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Cale! Have you had a female in here?” Calic laughed carelessly. “Depends on when you're referring to.” — Kiersten Fay Copy Share Image
“Be Stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be somebody that society wants you to be;… — Christina Grimmie Copy Share Image
“Marriage is the equivalent of trying to live with a bug perpetually up your nose.” D’Artagnan Bloodhawke” — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke Copy Share Image
ALWAYS REMEMBER PEOPLE WHO CONTINUALLY USE THE WORD BUT, ¦.NEVER GO ANY WHERE IN LIFE,¦. BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS SITTING ON THEIR… — George Kincses Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when the teacher points at the person behind you and you think the teacher was pointing at you so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Joe Biden wants to meet with video game developers about gun control. That's like meeting with Kristen Stewart to learn how to… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
“Holy shit! Can we say unstable? Was I the only sane one around here? Well, I guess that really wasn’t setting the… — Stacey Marie Brown Copy Share Image
You know its real love when one of you leaves the room and the other one pauses the movie without being asked. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
