Funny quotes Quote by Sheila Download Open image “All My Life I Thought Air Was Free Until I Open Up A Bag Of Chips Lbs” — Sheila ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quotes Life
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.. :P — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
All my life I thought air was free….. until I boought a baaag of chips. By-rN — Rahul Copy Share Image
I love it when I buy a bag of air,and the company is nice enough to put chips in it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love it when I buy a bag of air & the company is nice enough to put some chips in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear LAYS, I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't put chips in the bag of air I bought. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know when the bags of chips say NEW! BIGGER SIZE! they really mean more air in the bag. — Alexandra-Herrera Copy Share Image
Free as air; that's what they say- "free as air". Now they bring me my air in an iron barrel. — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
It hurts when the people whom you once called best friends turns their backs on you... — Sheila Copy Share Image
“I called dibs on Penelope when we were nine, and I made sure every boy our age knew it too.” — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water in a… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I know you can do this. You’re the person who revolutionized garbage collection at Westview, remember?” — Rachel Lynn Solomon Copy Share Image
“Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three…and so on. Nesta” — Cathy Hopkins Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you're alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
