Funny quotes Quote by Thegr81 Download Open image “Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.” — Thegr81 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quotes
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