Funny quotes Quote by JuLian AndRew Download Open image “Dating Tip: Find a partner with a compatible phone charger...:D” — JuLian AndRew ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quotes
Honey My Phones Battery Lastes Longer Than Your Realionship With A Guy So What iS There To Be Jelous Of??? — Mariaa ! ' <3 Copy Share Image
Low Battery, connect charger! Um, you're a smart phone, connect yourself. -_ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My relationship is like iphone 6, it doesn't exist but someday it will..!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Honey My Phones Battery Lastes Longer Than Your Realionship With A Guy Now You Tell Me What Is There To Be Jelous Of ?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My phone's battery lasts longer than people's relationships these days.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Todays Relationships: You can touch each other, . . but . . . . not each others phones..!!:D:p — Julie Prince Copy Share Image
You know how your charger for your phone? It's like if you had a charger for your whole body and mind — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
One thing that I really hate in my life is that when I seeing those people calling someone Ugly.. — JuLian AndRew Copy Share Image
Eenie, meenie, miney, mo. You aint nothin but a hoe. You think your cute, you think your classy. Newsflash b*tch your f*cking nasty. — Julian AndRew Copy Share Image
That Awkward Moment When You Break Something That Doesn't Belong To You. — JuLian AndRew Copy Share Image
A great relationship is based on two main principles.: 1) Appreciate your similarities and 2) Respect your differences… — JuLian AndRew Copy Share Image
Everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and I'm just getting lazier and finding more TV series to watch.. — JuLian AndRew Copy Share Image
I LoVe y0u I cAn't see y0ur SmiLe oR h0ld y0ur hAnd; But I heaR y0ur v0ice in mY ThoughT aNd EveRy w0rd y0u… — JuLian AndRew Copy Share Image
Nobody is the same. Just because you were hurt by one person, doesn't mean you have to punish the next person. — JuLian AndRew Copy Share Image
Once I loved someone very truely and when she broke my heart into pieces and walked away — JuLian AndRew Copy Share Image
I'm Sad, Hurt, Angry, Mad, Dissapointed, But u Know What? I'll Put On a Happy Face and Move On It Will Hurt But I… — JuLian AndRew Copy Share Image
Keep your eyes on God because he is the one who can give you the change that you need. — Julian Andrew Copy Share Image
“I called dibs on Penelope when we were nine, and I made sure every boy our age knew it too.” — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water in a… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I know you can do this. You’re the person who revolutionized garbage collection at Westview, remember?” — Rachel Lynn Solomon Copy Share Image
“Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three…and so on. Nesta” — Cathy Hopkins Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you're alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
