Body Quote by Jerry Seinfeld

“You know how your charger for your phone? It's like if you had a charger for your whole body and mind”

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“i chose not to run”

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I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass.

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There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world.

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I was in the drug store the other day trying to get a cold medication...Not easy. There's an entire wall of products you need.…

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I went up to the camp and Paul had me eat my first oyster I had never had an oyster in my life. And…

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Then, finally, the third year, begging the parents, I got the Superman Halloween costume. Cardboard box, self-made top, mask included. Remember the rubber band…

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This is really a crazy idea, you know. It probably won't work, but that will be interesting, too. You have to motivate yourself with…

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If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience.

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People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them.

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It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything.

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