Flat-earth Quote by Oliver Markus Malloy Download Open image ““Do flat-earthers believe that other planets are also flat?”” — Oliver Markus Malloy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Flat-earth Funny but true Funny quotes Funny-book-quotes Science vs religion Science-quotes Superstition-quotes Universe-quotes
“Once upon a time, people thought earth was flat-shaped. Now I'm ready to perceive universe won't be as we think.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
Dilbert: You joined the "Flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I believe the earth must be flat. There is no good evidence to support the so-called… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“If no one ever deviated from currently accepted mainstream Science - we would still have the Flat Earth Society!” — Mary Nash Stoddard Copy Share Image
There was a time when everyone thought that Earth was flat. Did this unanimous consensus make any difference to the shape of Earth? — Ali Sina Copy Share Image
“Whether or not huge numbers of people believe something has no bearing whatsoever on its truth or validity. In the past, millions believed that… — James Becker Copy Share Image
“People say- 'NASA lies.' I say- 'the moon knows it all. Look at the moon and forget the spinning flat world.” — Munia Khan Copy Share Image
“Medical studies have shown that cursing reduces levels of stress and pain. Repressing your anger is not healthy. It's much better to verbalize it,… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much better person… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Have you ever played Monopoly? It's a board game designed to teach kids capitalism. And what happens in the end? The winner has all… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“How come there's no commandment that says "Thou shalt not rape"? Did God ask Mary for consent before he put a baby in her?… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“If you think of yourself as a follower of Christ’s teachings, if you consider yourself a good person, you are morally obligated to be… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“There's a reason why most men don't read romance: Romance novels are wish-fulfillment for women. The fictitious men in romance novels fall all over… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“The fictitious men in romance novels are as fake and imaginary as vampires. They're not real.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Why ban guns? Let's give everyone rocket launchers! What could possibly go wrong?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Political Correctness started out as a movement that intended to protect minorities from harassment. But it has morphed into an excuse for self-righteous zealots… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“These social media shamings bear an uncanny resemblance to medieval witch hunts.” If you were accused of being a witch back then, you were… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“The church says the earth is flat; but I have seen its shadow on the moon, and I have more confidence even in a… — Ferdinand Magellan Copy Share Image
“The young specialist in English Lit, having quoted me, went on to lecture me severely on the fact that in every century people have… — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
“People say- 'NASA lies.' I say- 'the moon knows it all. Look at the moon and forget the spinning flat world.” — Munia Khan Copy Share Image
“If we presume that the boundary of the universe is a kind of surrounding wall, then we think like ancestors who thought there's abyss… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“A long time ago people believed that the world is flat and the moon is made of green cheese. Some still do, to this… — Vera Nazarian Copy Share Image
“The media are desperately afraid of being accused of bias. And that's partly because there's a whole machine out there, an organized attempt to… — Paul Krugman Copy Share Image
