Funny quotes Quote by Jeanette E. Mathews Download Open image ““A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet.”” — Jeanette E. Mathews ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quotes Humerous-quotes
You know what they say: A woman needs a man about as much as a fish needs a bicycle. — Candace Bushnell Copy Share Image
“A woman needs a man, more than a man needs a woman. We can thank prostitutes for that.” — Robert Black Copy Share Image
“What kind of woman agrees to a blind date at the top of a tower? And what kind of man spends his nights with… — Anne Fortier Copy Share Image
“Helmer: But no man would sacrifice his honour for the one he loves. Nora: It is a thing hundreds of thousands of women have… — Henrik Ibsen Copy Share Image
“A woman should be a comfort and a relief, a restful pillow for the weary head.” — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
“I called dibs on Penelope when we were nine, and I made sure every boy our age knew it too.” — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water in a… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I know you can do this. You’re the person who revolutionized garbage collection at Westview, remember?” — Rachel Lynn Solomon Copy Share Image
“Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three.....and so on. Nesta” — Cathy Hopkins Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P — Me Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you`re alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image