Funny quotes Quote by Meredith Lindsey Download Open image ““What was that boy doing in there? Wrestling a bear?”” — Meredith Lindsey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quotes Humor Instagram-quotes Wrestling
“I heard weapons drawn around the room and the floor creaking behind me, a sign that Bear was moving into position.” — L.T. Ryan Copy Share Image
“Where to?" said the bear. The boy wobbled back to the rear seat, concentrating as the hull rolled and bounced beneath him. He half… — Dave Shelton Copy Share Image
“There are no bears on the island.” “Really, are you sure because I was hiking with my Dad and I’m sure I saw one?… — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“I called dibs on Penelope when we were nine, and I made sure every boy our age knew it too.” — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water in a… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I know you can do this. You’re the person who revolutionized garbage collection at Westview, remember?” — Rachel Lynn Solomon Copy Share Image
“Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three.....and so on. Nesta” — Cathy Hopkins Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P — Me Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you`re alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
