Funny quotes Quote by Kiersten Fay

“You're pretty low maintenance, as women go." "I am, am I?" She sounded amused. "Yeah. Like a cactus.”

— Roxanne Snopek

“Are you sure you're a girl?" I shrugged, "Most of the time.”

— Gwen Hayes

“You do know you’re a woman, right?” I ask. “Are you sure?” Olivia asks with an astonished face. “I thought I had a penis.”

— Katelin LaMontagne

“I have no idea where to take a girl on a date.” Sandor cuts short a laugh. We sit in silence, both of us…

— Pittacus Lore

“I...I've never met a man like you." He chuckled, a broad grin on his face. "Of that, my lady, I'm certain.”

— Pamela Clare

“I have been thinking--" He chuckled. "Always a dangerous thing for a woman to do," he said.”

— Margaret Peterson Haddix

“Did you really just ask if I had a boyfriend?" I laughed. "Apparently not very smoothly." He laughed.”

— Nichole Chase

“Mid-range, androgynous voice. I first thought that Solaris was a guy. Then a girl. Maybe. Then I gave up trying to figure out which.…

— Nalo Hopkinson

“I'm not sure how I feel about you 'handling my life energy,' Cal." He grinned, and I was taken aback by how different it…

— Rachel Hawkins

“Date?” I hear the hardness creeping into his voice. “I’ve escorted a lot of women around this town, and I’ve fucked a hell of…

— J. Kenner

“He studies me thoughtfully. "You are a beautiful queen, Elisa," he says voice pitched low. I never expected he would say such a thing.…

— Rae Carson

“He smiled weakly. “You are the only woman I have ever met who made me think so much.” She laughed. “That doesn’t say much…

— Jen Wylie