“All I have is me, myself and I and we are all getting really tired of each other.” — Carl White Copy Share Image
“...Neal doodling a sleepy gerbil on Georgie's arm . . . Georgie could never remember the difference between a gerbil, a hamster,… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“I didn’t know you enjoyed tree climbing.' 'Tree reading actually. It’s an art which should not be conducted while lethargic….” — Grace Hitchcock Copy Share Image
What do you do when your mother inlaw snds horrible messages? A:send her an accidental message- Thanks babe I love you and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It's not breaking the rules What I find makes fun. It is However outsmarting the system and finding a way around it… — Günther Schepp Larenas Copy Share Image
“That one doesn’t count. The poor scoundrel is deaf, but he makes a fine sniffer. How do you think we found you?” — H.S. Crow Copy Share Image
“I was very responsible, and very mature. Travis says otherwise, but he’s not important right now. We’re focused on me.” — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you want breakfast in bed, you have to concider sleeping in the kitchen>” — Foster "Raul" Mkhabele Copy Share Image
“If you want the truth from someone, just make them angry.” — Jason Gabriel Kondrath Copy Share Image
“I agree that sometimes it is difficult to choose between right and wrong, but not between right and stupid.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“After your daily bread, if you ask God for anything, ask 'him' to make you right in the head.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“I could’ve knocked the shit out of her .She’d have good reason to roll her eyes then. But knocking the shit out… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“She stared into his eyes and announced, “A good-bye kiss.” It was at that Raid stopped dead. “What?” “Raiden, the gig is… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“One quick glance around the room and I realise that I have somehow stumbled into a wannabe serial killer convention. Every single… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
Away from politics, we need to openly discuss the frequency by which our females - teens & adults alike use female condoms… — CHILL SAUCE KTN Copy Share Image
“I knew it was bad. When my jeans screamed in protest that’s one thing— I can blame the dryer. But when my… — Shauna Richmond Copy Share Image
“Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“What is life? Why do people live? Someone asked me that, and then I beat him within an inch of his life.” — Heiwajima Shizuo Copy Share Image
The walking tour guides one through the city's various landmarks, reciting bits of information the listener might find enlightening. I learned, for… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we’re like Donald Duck. An’ I think a lotta guys are afraid of… — Jonathan Ashworth Copy Share Image
“Beyond a thin veil of space stretched Existence, the frailest and most imbalanced reality of the cosmos. No one was really sure… — Louise Blackwick Copy Share Image
