When you are smart enough to know there is a lesson to learn, but dumb enough to think you've already learned it. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
“Don't bite the hand that feeds you - especially if you're dining alone.” — Kevin Ansbro Copy Share Image
“Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“This," Gansey replied "is precisely why I didn't want to have a baby with you.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“Asking someone else to drive your sports car is like asking someone else to kiss your girlfriend.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Human Intelligence is like a Blue Whale. Both are powerful though nowadays almost extinct. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“don't just listen to people crying, hear the reasons why they cry” — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah Copy Share Image
Screw the Jones, Keeping up with the Kardashians will send you to the poorhouse!!! — Veronica Moore Copy Share Image
“My vision of where I wanted to go in life was not normal. The whole idea of a conventional existence was like… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
“Penny for your thoughts,' asked Gwen. 'Cheapskate,' said Ianto. 'Never heard of inflation? Thoughts are a bit pricier than that these days.'… — David Llewellyn Copy Share Image
“Death is the ultimate vacation: you’re with the stars, you don’t have to pay rent, everyone loves you, and nothing hurts. So,… — Karl Kristian Flores Copy Share Image
I guess, one thing I've learned in life is to never invest too much emotion on one thing. 'Coz if you do,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,” the inventor said. “The… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
If money can't buy happiness let me buy hundred of iPhones, and give them to blind people atleast they can say they… — Vinni Copy Share Image
“I find blow jobs to be highly respectable. In fact, I can’t think of many things I respect more than your lips… — Heather M. Orgeron Copy Share Image
“In my experience, the romance novels written about BDSM have about as much in common with actual BDSM relationships as a child… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
“Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to… — K. Martin Beckner Copy Share Image
“More women would be feminists but we spotted the haircuts before we joined” — Daily Florence Copy Share Image
“If you are reading this, I'm dead. Don't celebrate too much. Jesus is watching.” — Katie Graykowski Copy Share Image
ALWAYS REMEMBER - WHAT GOOD IS YOUR POINT OF VIEW , WHEN NOBODY WANTS TO LISTEN TO IT — George Kincses Copy Share Image
Every wife is a 'Mistress' of her Husband. 'Miss' for one year and 'Stress' for rest of the life. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
“You’re already stuck with yourself for a lifetime. Why not improve this relationship?” — Vironika Tugaleva Copy Share Image
Girl: ugh my throat really hurts. Boy: I bet your knees do too. Her: What? Boy: What? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one kid in class that can ask the teacher random questions to get them off topic !! u rock:) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Only a couple of weeks in the country and I was getting dangerously close to becoming what all chefs loathed—a vegetarian.” — Louise Miller Copy Share Image
“That one doesn’t count. The poor scoundrel is deaf, but he makes a fine sniffer. How do you think we found you?” — H.S. Crow Copy Share Image
I heard that good looks can kill... . . . . So, please don't look at me . . . . I don't wanna see you die.!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My mother, my psychiatrist and an assortment of sedatives eventually convinced me I was delusional.” — Wayne Gerard Trotman Copy Share Image
The worst thing u can do to someone is steal the last piece of their pizza. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
You know its real love when one of you leaves the room and the other one pauses the movie without being asked. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when someone farts in the elevator and looks at you to see if you notice :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can't make the noise again to prove u didn't fart… — Lol Copy Share Image
“Life has many different chapter never be afraid, Just learn it and try something new.” — Shinchan Copy Share Image
“Oh for Christ sakes. Ay carrumba, chimichanga. I have no idea what you’re saying, but shut your pretty pie hole.” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
Wtf Are You Looking At ? Yo' Momma's Regret , Daddies Broken Condom , & The Doctors Failed Abortion ! — Pepaaa Copy Share Image
I wish raindrops where tequila,so that I dont have to tell my m0m,i dont drink,its raining. — Redeyeen Copy Share Image
