Funny Quote by H.S. Crow

“Then he hung up, the scoundrel!”

— Mikhail Bulgakov

“I am not a scoundrel, but I'm broadminded.”

— Dostoevsky

“His head was on one side, listening to me, and that was such sweeness to me, that he listened intently. No one, it seemed,…

— Sue Woolfe

“Where did they find him?”

— Heidi Kreider

“He looked around the clearing in recognition that he was lost but didn’t mind because he knew he had never been found.”

— Jim Harrison

“I thought he was a quiet guy. Then I found out he is a mute, and then I knew he was a quiet guy.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I didn’t hear any of that,” he said. “You didn’t?” “Nope. Chivalry occasionally causes deafness.”

— Merrie Haskell

“Peering past his abductors, he glimpsed dozens of prone corpses, splattered and reeking, their faces and torsos red-mushy. Beside him, two Ruger 10/22 semi-automatics…

— Jeremy Thompson

“In reality I said nothing at all, but I heard a murmur, something gone wrong with the silence, and I pricked up my ears,…

— Samuel Beckett

“Like many human beings, he took the least sign of conversation as his cue to make noise.”

— Barbara Kingsolver

“You are caught, Sentinel.' His voice was rough.”

— Chloe Neill

“I have found you.”

— Felipe Nas