“I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we’re like Donald Duck. An’ I think a lotta guys are afraid of… — Jonathan Ashworth Copy Share Image
Jab sehme tanha pan se tujhy yaad kia., hooo... . . . Dil sambhal ja zara… Fir . ''BADI GOLD flak'' . lene chala hai tu. ;-) — Vikesh Pandey Copy Share Image
When one door closes, another door opens. If not, I'm climbing through the window. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
“That’s just how my brain works: words of wisdom are produced at random intervals, and always in times of great despair.” — Annabel den Dekker Copy Share Image
Please, you could never compare to me. All these b*tches is scared of me. I am something they couldn't dare to be. — Nicki Mniaj Copy Share Image
“Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
“By doing ordinary actions efficiently you will become the best among ordinary, but you will not be an extraordinary.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you put your hand up to give someone a high five but they walk right past you leaving… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My vision of where I wanted to go in life was not normal. The whole idea of a conventional existence was like… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
“Penny for your thoughts,' asked Gwen. 'Cheapskate,' said Ianto. 'Never heard of inflation? Thoughts are a bit pricier than that these days.'… — David Llewellyn Copy Share Image
“Death is the ultimate vacation: you’re with the stars, you don’t have to pay rent, everyone loves you, and nothing hurts. So,… — Karl Kristian Flores Copy Share Image
I guess, one thing I've learned in life is to never invest too much emotion on one thing. 'Coz if you do,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,” the inventor said. “The… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
If money can't buy happiness let me buy hundred of iPhones, and give them to blind people atleast they can say they… — Vinni Copy Share Image
“I find blow jobs to be highly respectable. In fact, I can’t think of many things I respect more than your lips… — Heather M. Orgeron Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you turn the page and realize that you have no idea what you just read — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
“Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“To the issues of friendship, love, business and war, "surprise" is the optimistic solution.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I agree that sometimes it is difficult to choose between right and wrong, but not between right and stupid.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
When you are smart enough to know there is a lesson to learn, but dumb enough to think you've already learned it. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
“Don't bite the hand that feeds you - especially if you're dining alone.” — Kevin Ansbro Copy Share Image
“Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Asking someone else to drive your sports car is like asking someone else to kiss your girlfriend.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Human Intelligence is like a Blue Whale. Both are powerful though nowadays almost extinct. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“don't just listen to people crying, hear the reasons why they cry” — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah Copy Share Image
Screw the Jones, Keeping up with the Kardashians will send you to the poorhouse!!! — Veronica Moore Copy Share Image
“Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
“Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to… — K. Martin Beckner Copy Share Image
“More women would be feminists but we spotted the haircuts before we joined” — Daily Florence Copy Share Image
“If you are reading this, I'm dead. Don't celebrate too much. Jesus is watching.” — Katie Graykowski Copy Share Image
ALWAYS REMEMBER - WHAT GOOD IS YOUR POINT OF VIEW , WHEN NOBODY WANTS TO LISTEN TO IT — George Kincses Copy Share Image
Every wife is a 'Mistress' of her Husband. 'Miss' for one year and 'Stress' for rest of the life. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
“You’re already stuck with yourself for a lifetime. Why not improve this relationship?” — Vironika Tugaleva Copy Share Image
Girl: ugh my throat really hurts. Boy: I bet your knees do too. Her: What? Boy: What? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one kid in class that can ask the teacher random questions to get them off topic !! u rock:) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Only a couple of weeks in the country and I was getting dangerously close to becoming what all chefs loathed—a vegetarian.” — Louise Miller Copy Share Image
