Funny Quote by Jonathan Ashworth

“You mean he's not afraid of me because I'm a woman? He ought to see Tomb Raider sometime. For all he knows, I could…

— Kerstin Gier

“Men are the thing to be afraid of, always, men and nothing else.”

— Louis-Ferdinand Céline

“...men are much softer than women, more sentimental. They cry at the movies and pretend not to. The male of the species is weak.…

— Will Christopher Baer

“Lots of folks would argue that Bruce hides behind his perfectly coiffed hair and ever-easy smile far more than Batman does underneath his cowl.”

— Paul Asay

“Tell me this. What is it with men and feeling like they have to act like self-destructive superheroes whenever trouble shows up?” “It’s the…

— Andrew Pyper

“Females are frightened by aggressive male displays they actually prefer.”

— Richard O. Prum

“Women with minds scare some men. We make them wonder if they're as on top of things as they think they are.”

— Lorna Landvik

“Men are funny characters, they must always have something to bemuse them.”

— Henrik Ibsen

“I’m as manly and macho as the next guy. And I know that shedding a tear about something does not make or break my…

— Curtis Bunn

“She’s like Bruce Lee, the Hulk and Neo from The Matrix all rolled in to one.”

— Kendare Blake

“There are things that man is not meant to interfere with, and the robust yet fragile temper of a woman is one of them.”

— youssef

“Men like to imagine and think vulgar thoughts, but present them with boldness and they run scared.”

— Anya Wylde