Funny quotes Quote by Thegr81 Download Open image “When one door closes, another door opens. If not, I'm climbing through the window.” — Thegr81 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quotes
When 1 door closes, another door opens, I take the window to make life more interesting. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
When one door closes, another one opens, but sometimes we wait too long looking at the closed door, and never realize that another door… — Helen Keller Copy Share Image
“When one door closes another one is supposed to open but, if it doesn't you can always climb out the window” — umknown Copy Share Image
If one door closes and another does not open, try climbing thru a window, either way, make your way in. — Behdad Sami Copy Share Image
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a door closes, if you look long enough and hard enough, if you're strong enough, you'll find a window that opens. — John C. Bogle Copy Share Image
IT'S FUNNY HOW WHEN I'M LOUD PEOPLE TELL ME TO BE QUIET.BUT WHEN I'M QUIET,PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME. STORY OF MY… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
Don't let someone become a priority in your life when u r just an option in theirs. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
I'm going to be the first person to land on the sun! I know what your thinking and thats why I will be going… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how you look, what your weight is or how much makeup you put on. The right guy will love you for… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
''No matter how u behave with People around u,They will Love u According to their NEED' N MOOD''..!! — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
You can't make them love u... but u can show them what they r missing out on !!! — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, youll never get it done. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
Next years Superbowl has been changed to Motel 6. They'll leave the lights on. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
Relationships is the story of three rings.the engagement ring,the wedding ring and the suffering. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
“I called dibs on Penelope when we were nine, and I made sure every boy our age knew it too.” — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water in a… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I know you can do this. You’re the person who revolutionized garbage collection at Westview, remember?” — Rachel Lynn Solomon Copy Share Image
“Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three.....and so on. Nesta” — Cathy Hopkins Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P — Me Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you`re alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
