Still waiting for that kettle to boil? Either turn up the heat or leave the kitchen! — Doug Seaton Copy Share Image
“You will have relatively less problems to solve, if you don't confuse problems with inconveniences.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
You know some b*tch just broke up with her boyfriend when shes starts putting a million quotes on Facebook. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
“Not obedience or feelings or respect, there is only one thing which people take seriously at all time and its "money".” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
TEACHER: It's better to fail than to cheat! ME: LOL no, it's better to cheat than to repeat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't stop arguing until I get my point across.I always got to have the last word! — Brandon Samuel Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Being a christian in South Africa always keeps your faith in check. One minute you waiting for rapture or Jesus to come… — De philosopher DJ Kyos Copy Share Image
“These are icebreakers. You’re not supposed to break the ice, you’re just supposed to coat your voice with as many layers of… — Karl Kristian Flores Copy Share Image
“I’ve got the word of an eight-year-old girl, an old fairytale I used to know, and a shred of faith... It’s not… — Emory R. Frie Copy Share Image
“Was it just her, or did lovers look more adoringly at each other in this city? Especially in the springtime. 'Die, bastards.'… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“You know, it’s crazy what a little perspective can do to your life. For example…cotton candy is not as great as everyone… — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
“It's been nice knowing you, Clara.' Huh? My brain still a bit shell-shocked. 'Say a prayer for me, will you? He gives… — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
“- Never. I've gone completely mar for you, Taylor Antonia Marsh. - That's not even my middle name! - It's a middle… — Elle Kennedy Copy Share Image
“All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Superman is… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“I prodded him in the chest with a finger and said, “Look here, smart mouth, I’m getting pretty sick of you already.… — Tim O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“An idea hit me so fast I didn't pause to analyse it. I just acted. My body might be constrained, but my… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Isang Gabi naglalakad ako sa isang madilim na iskinia ng biglang may narinig akong salita na tila sumpa…… . . . .… — Gia Tito Copy Share Image
“Hello, umbrella girl.” I chuckled remembering our first meeting. She was walking down the stairs from her house, it was raining, she… — Dari A. Malaunt Copy Share Image
“No one is ever 'ready' to go on the adventure of a lifetime," Acatar replies sagely. "The only things you need to… — Arianna Fox Copy Share Image
You didn't know she was crazy despite her propensity to carry on conversations with people who were not there? You didn't know… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler Copy Share Image
“Wow, holy cow, hubba hubba, gee whiz. That was some guy. Don’t tell me he’s your main squeeze!” “My what?” “Your honey.… — Rhys Bowen Copy Share Image
“Hasn’t stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we’d be dead by now and would be having an… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
“Greg turned around, shooting laser beams though the most disappointing sperm he’d ever unleashed.” — Aron Beauregard Copy Share Image
Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would attack him too.. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
“Ish #303 "It's a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating.” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
If you think rightly, every problem is financial problem or eventually becomes one — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
When I have a daughter I'm going to name her Taken. That way when a boy asks her names she say Hi,… — Brandon Samuel Copy Share Image
“Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
I wonder if I had a Twifey and we fuck..I wonder if that would be call Twsex.. :/ — Brandon Samuel Copy Share Image
Do not worry about what other people think! Most people don't use their brains very often!!! — Jezreel Scott Copy Share Image
“If you never wished you were an ass, you are most probably an ass.” — Raheel Farooq Copy Share Image
“Well, the truth is that his mother had six miscarriages, and three of them survived.” — Oscar O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three…and so on. Nesta” — Cathy Hopkins Copy Share Image
Please, you could never compare to me. All these b*tches is scared of me. I am something they couldn't dare to be. — Nicki Mniaj Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you turn the page and realize that you have no idea what you just read — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
