DEAR MATHS PLEASE GROW UP AND SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS , IM TIRED OF SOLVING THEM FOR YOU . — Asheya Copy Share Image
“After your daily bread, if you ask God for anything, ask 'him' to make you right in the head.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Seriously man, shut it.” “Alright, alright. You’re the driver,” He raised his chip bag in toast, “My life is in your hands.” — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
“Stop calling yourself an authoress. You sound like an idiotess.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Don't worry if you've been labeled as weird. Who wants to be classed as normal in an insane world?” — Jennifer White - Strong Heart Awakening Copy Share Image
“You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I firmly disagree with anyone who says humans are the most advanced, or the most intelligent species on the planet. In fact,… — Israel Morrow Copy Share Image
“The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,” the inventor said. “The… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
If money can't buy happiness let me buy hundred of iPhones, and give them to blind people atleast they can say they… — Vinni Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you put your hand up to give someone a high five but they walk right past you leaving… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My vision of where I wanted to go in life was not normal. The whole idea of a conventional existence was like… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
“Death is the ultimate vacation: you’re with the stars, you don’t have to pay rent, everyone loves you, and nothing hurts. So,… — Karl Kristian Flores Copy Share Image
I guess, one thing I've learned in life is to never invest too much emotion on one thing. 'Coz if you do,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In my experience, the romance novels written about BDSM have about as much in common with actual BDSM relationships as a child… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write… — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
“The colognes that Zak wears are, to put it simply, all man and sex in a bottle. My favourite of his is… — A.L. Russell Copy Share Image
“ Dude! Get a fucking grip, it's just a song! When had I turned into a 5-yr-old girl? At the very least,… — M.C. Lavocat Copy Share Image
“...Neal doodling a sleepy gerbil on Georgie's arm . . . Georgie could never remember the difference between a gerbil, a hamster,… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“In his time the Pirate Captain had made a number of dramatic entrances of his own – not always intentional it had… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
“Excellent,” said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. “We’ve got about a minute, I think. We should probably get out… — J.K Rowling Copy Share Image
“I've got everything ready to go," I said once he was finally awake and dressed. All the tenderness and vulnerability was gone… — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
“You might think your pussy is the wrong color or the wrong shape or the wrong size, but when a man looks… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove… — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
