Funny quotes Quote by Cherise Sinclair Download Open image ““My God, no wonder people like being tied up.”” — Cherise Sinclair ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quotes God
“I don't want to be tied down in a relationship, I want to be tied down during sex.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It's been so long since I had sex, I can't remember who gets tied up, anymore.” — Tony Rattigan Copy Share Image
“If you continue to tie me up, I might think you like me. Stop doing it.” — Megan Derr Copy Share Image
“Tying isn’t about males and females. It’s about connecting with someone who can better you, someone who can give you what you’re lacking, someone… — Cardeno C Copy Share Image
“Nothing bonds people more than going through sh_t together, right?” — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
“There are a couple of loose ends I'd like to tie up. Nothing important you understand.” — Frank Columbo Copy Share Image
“It took me a while to get myself untied. Every time I meet you , I seem to end up hog-tied and unconscious” — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
“So if the ties that bind ever do come loose Tie them in a knot like a hangman's noose Cause I'll go to heaven… — The Band Perry Copy Share Image
“It’s sick how you can be intimate with someone one minute and then be furious with that same person the next.” — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
“Master, don’t. Please.” “Please is a great word–and I intend to please. Me, for sure. Maybe even you.” Lindsey and deVries” — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“Talk about insanity. Being attracted to deVries was like a moth saying, "Hey, let's go check out that awesome bonfire".” — cherise sinclair Copy Share Image
“Christian Gray visited the Shadowlands and the real Doms laughed him out of the club. From Chat with Cherise Sinclair 08/17/12” — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“Some people - and a high percentage of submissives - wanted clear-cut rules. Preferred their duties laid out, like schedules and lists.” — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“Yea though I walk through the Valley of Death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the baddest M-F in the valley.” — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“Toys? When a man—a dom—said toys, he didn’t mean stuffed animals or baseballs.” — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“God, you’re uptight. Did the aliens maybe forget to remove your anal probe?” — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“You’re so damn big,” she whispered. “Why, thank you cariño,” he said.” — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“You know, there are very few people I could tell that to and have them laugh instead of calling the cops. Or mental health.” — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“I called dibs on Penelope when we were nine, and I made sure every boy our age knew it too.” — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water in a… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I know you can do this. You’re the person who revolutionized garbage collection at Westview, remember?” — Rachel Lynn Solomon Copy Share Image
“Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three…and so on. Nesta” — Cathy Hopkins Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you're alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
