“Oh for Christ sakes. Ay carrumba, chimichanga. I have no idea what you’re saying, but shut your pretty pie hole.” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
Still waiting for that kettle to boil? Either turn up the heat or leave the kitchen! — Doug Seaton Copy Share Image
“He had the gift of the gab and could sell sand to Arabs. Hell, he could sell a bag of dildos to… — matthew bracey Copy Share Image
That one kid in class that can ask the teacher random questions to get them off topic !! u rock:) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“There is no such complicated situation which people could not make more complicated.” — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“It didn’t take him thirty seconds to have a swig of vodka and a hefty sniff before his hands were as steady… — Matthew Bracey Copy Share Image
“The Captain’s boat inspections were always pretty slapdash, because they mainly just involved him looking at the ropes and planks and barnacles… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
Message sent failed. Would you like to retry? Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
“That’s just how my brain works: words of wisdom are produced at random intervals, and always in times of great despair.” — Annabel den Dekker Copy Share Image
“Jake eyed his brother. "I never forget. All data is stored in my memory banks. And one day, candy pig, you will… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“ Dude! Get a fucking grip, it's just a song! When had I turned into a 5-yr-old girl? At the very least,… — M.C. Lavocat Copy Share Image
“What did the mat say to the door? You must be really aDOORable to open up to everyone who knock at you.… — Ana Claudia Antunes Copy Share Image
If money can't buy happiness let me buy hundred of iPhones, and give them to blind people atleast they can say they… — Vinni Copy Share Image
“I firmly disagree with anyone who says humans are the most advanced, or the most intelligent species on the planet. In fact,… — Israel Morrow Copy Share Image
“All women may not be beautiful but every woman can look beautiful.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“So , you can hate the heir to the throne all you want, write mean poems about him in your diary, but… — Casey McQuiston Copy Share Image
“Don't worry if you've been labeled as weird. Who wants to be classed as normal in an insane world?” — Jennifer White - Strong Heart Awakening Copy Share Image
