“Why ban guns? Let's give everyone a rocket launcher! What could possibly go wrong?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“If you have money but not love you will somehow manage, but if you don't have both then you are in serious… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Half of a woman's life goes in calculating how to repeat a dress without letting people know. — Lekoma Precious Napo Copy Share Image
DEAR MATHS PLEASE GROW UP AND SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS , IM TIRED OF SOLVING THEM FOR YOU . — Asheya Copy Share Image
“After your daily bread, if you ask God for anything, ask 'him' to make you right in the head.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Seriously man, shut it.” “Alright, alright. You’re the driver,” He raised his chip bag in toast, “My life is in your hands.” — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
“Stop calling yourself an authoress. You sound like an idiotess.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“As usual, I'm working with stuff that was deliberately designed not to burn. But no amount of careful design by NASA can… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
A frustrated husband in front of his laptop: Dear Google, please do not behave like my wife. Allow me to complete my… — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
“I meditate fourteen hours a day—two hours out of bed and twelve hours in bed. The mortals call it sleeping, but the… — Merlin Franco Copy Share Image
“I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
Just noticed that the lol symbol looks like a drowning guy, and all you see is his head and arms sticking out… — Lenny Karanja Copy Share Image
“...it's true what they say about turning into your mother; I grew up with her yelling, 'Am I talking to myself?' To… — Alexandra Potter Copy Share Image
“I firmly disagree with anyone who says humans are the most advanced, or the most intelligent species on the planet. In fact,… — Israel Morrow Copy Share Image
“The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,” the inventor said. “The… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“Literary award competitions are like social media platforms, and judging panels are their users. Submitting a book to a literary award competition… — Mouloud Benzadi Copy Share Image
“You probably think you know all about men, because you read a lot of romance novels, so you think you're an expert… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“ the way people treat shifters can be amusing." "Discrimination is never funny." "You're a righteous woman, Kim. I like that." "How… — Jennifer Ashley Copy Share Image
“I knew it was bad. When my jeans screamed in protest that’s one thing— I can blame the dryer. But when my… — Shauna Richmond Copy Share Image
“You've always been there for me. Always. Even when I…" V "Even when you what?" B "You know." V "What?" B "Fuck.… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“She stared into his eyes and announced, “A good-bye kiss.” It was at that Raid stopped dead. “What?” “Raiden, the gig is… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write… — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
“The colognes that Zak wears are, to put it simply, all man and sex in a bottle. My favourite of his is… — A.L. Russell Copy Share Image
