“Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome.” — Carla H. Krueger Copy Share Image
“If you want breakfast in bed, you have to concider sleeping in the kitchen>” — Foster "Raul" Mkhabele Copy Share Image
“Everybody! This is my cousin right here, and he just dethroned God's gift to Women - Griffin” — S.C. Stephens Copy Share Image
“Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I know you can do this. You’re the person who revolutionized garbage collection at Westview, remember?” — Rachel Lynn Solomon Copy Share Image
“All I have is me, myself and I and we are all getting really tired of each other.” — Carl White Copy Share Image
“Not to alarm you or anything, but I think you just made a deal with a Mexican gang." I've read Simone Elkeles… — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
“You should stay and keep me company, so I don't get lonely.” “You don't seem like the type of guy who gets… — Kiersten Fay Copy Share Image
“It didn’t take him thirty seconds to have a swig of vodka and a hefty sniff before his hands were as steady… — Matthew Bracey Copy Share Image
“No punching?" he asked. "No." "No kicking?" "No." "How about arm wrestling?" "No. And before you ask, we've avoided Slug Bug, Slap… — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
You will miss a normal life while living a successful life, but not as much as the craving for a successful life… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
How many mouth do you have? You only got 1 pussy and 1 lips, so bitch, please shut the fuck up before… — Myself Copy Share Image
“You thought the waiter must not hear, as if he cared! I dare say he often hears worse things said than I… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well.… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Stay in the car Nick" "okay." Ash gets out abd goes to look at the dead body. "For an immortal being with… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Aye," said Elric darkly, "return me to my realm, so that I may fulfill my own doom-laden destiny ..." Werther looked upon… — Michael Moorcock Copy Share Image
“What is the meaning of life? Why are we here? Philosophers have pondered that question for centuries. I'm afraid the answer is… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
The walking tour guides one through the city's various landmarks, reciting bits of information the listener might find enlightening. I learned, for… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Holy mama llama. That’s Nathanial Stone. Nathanial Stone is sitting in my booth. Nathanial Stone is in the Finewhile Diner sitting in… — D.L. Hess Copy Share Image
“The Weaveress squinted at the loom. While any other person would merely see a thickset of colour-flashing Threads, Ærinna saw cosmic events,… — Louise Blackwick Copy Share Image
“When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is. * If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off.… — Etienne Guerin DeForest Copy Share Image
“You sure are a sweet girl, Scout. I'm half tempted to keep you." "Ummm... Thanks?" Knowing she was a potential Alpha I… — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
“If you want the truth from someone, just make them angry.” — Jason Gabriel Kondrath Copy Share Image
