“The greater the injury, the greater the fun.” — a celebration of poets Leinad Eibam Summer 2015 Copy Share Image
Facebook My Old Bitch Twitter My New Bitch & Instagram Go Be My Next Bitch ! — Teran Fisher Copy Share Image
“I love your hairless chest.” She nuzzled his pecs. “So smooth and sculpted. Like a marble manslut statue.” — Nicole Archer Copy Share Image
“I didn’t know you enjoyed tree climbing.' 'Tree reading actually. It’s an art which should not be conducted while lethargic….” — Grace Hitchcock Copy Share Image
There is nothing worse then a rejected high five in front of strangers…... ;) Lolzzz :D — Archie Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I thought the moon followed our car everywhere... — Abbygail Matlock Copy Share Image
“I want you to get a haircut so you don't look like Ish Kabibble on a rainy night.” — E. L. Doctrow Copy Share Image
“Why ban guns? Let's give everyone a rocket launcher! What could possibly go wrong?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“By studying human history, we can realize how much of human stupidity has fallen on fertile ground. Is gravity guilty for such… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
Call me a bitch one more time and I'll show you what a real one is.. well what about I add a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Reading a SoHo restaurant review in the New York Times for me is like reading Fifty Shades of Gravy. By the end… — Kim Lee Copy Share Image
“I could’ve knocked the shit out of her .She’d have good reason to roll her eyes then. But knocking the shit out… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“When I was, like thirteen I thought it would be really cool to be a prostitute... I Thought It was like handsome… — Daniel Clowes Copy Share Image
“Whenever I'm running an hour late for for work, it always makes me feel better when I can leave an hour early… — Mark W Boyer Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one?… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Hanni, I’m going to have to watch you carefully. You may break a lot of hearts in London.” “What am I to… — Rhys Bowen Copy Share Image
“Look. This is a Christmas tree. It’s a decoration. Why do you think everything is a toy, Cat?” “I thought it was… — Lea Beall Copy Share Image
“Speaking of welding torches... there’s one heading our way!’ The Nursebot was not wrong. Coming for them with the calculated patience of… — Louise Blackwick Copy Share Image
“Around about now, young John Owen comes out of the shack lugging my old musket from the War. At six years of… — Peter Matthiessen Copy Share Image
“Amren,” Rhys drawled, “sends her regards. And as for this one … ” I tried not to flinch away from meeting his… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
Away from politics, we need to openly discuss the frequency by which our females - teens & adults alike use female condoms… — CHILL SAUCE KTN Copy Share Image
“Jake eyed his brother. "I never forget. All data is stored in my memory banks. And one day, candy pig, you will… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“One quick glance around the room and I realise that I have somehow stumbled into a wannabe serial killer convention. Every single… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
