“And if my heart be scarred and burned, the safer, I for all I learned.”—Dorothy Parker Soundtrack:” — Nicole Archer Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“I love your hairless chest.” She nuzzled his pecs. “So smooth and sculpted. Like a marble manslut statue.” — Nicole Archer Funny quotes Copy Share Image
“Last night, while I lay thinking here, some Whatifs crawled inside my ear, and pranced and partied all night long, and sang… — Nicole Archer Last night Copy Share Image
“Even the laws of physics sounded asinine coming from her mouth. “Like, for every action, there’s, like, an equal and opposite reaction,… — Nicole Archer Laws of physics Copy Share Image
“Blindfold yourself. I have a surprise.” “Did you wash this?” She sniffed and wrinkled her nose. “It’s crusty.” “Did you wash it… — Nicole Archer Copy Share Image
