Funny quotes Quote by Thabang Gideon Magaola Download Open image ““Nothing is worth having if it isn't worth showing off…”” — Thabang Gideon Magaola ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quotes Life Life experience
“Nothing that's worth anything is ever simple. That's what makes it worth it” — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
“Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.” — Elias Schwartz Copy Share Image
“Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents any more.” — Thabang Gideon Magaola Copy Share Image
“If life is unfair with everyone, doesn’t that make life fair” — Thabang Gideon Magaola Copy Share Image
“Your LIFE is a PUZZLE, don’t waste your time trying to place people where they don’t fit” — Thabang Gideon Magaola Copy Share Image
“We all have that one friend that walks into your home like its their home” — Thabang Gideon Magaola Copy Share Image
While you're hating your life just because you can't get what you want, someone is praying to have a life like yours. — Thabang Gideon Magaola Copy Share Image
“I called dibs on Penelope when we were nine, and I made sure every boy our age knew it too.” — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water in a… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I know you can do this. You’re the person who revolutionized garbage collection at Westview, remember?” — Rachel Lynn Solomon Copy Share Image
“Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three.....and so on. Nesta” — Cathy Hopkins Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P — Me Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you`re alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
