Funny quotes Quote by Doug Seaton Download Open image “You can lead a horse to water, you just cannot make him swim!” — Doug Seaton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quotes Water
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his back, then you got… — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
“ you can lead (or take) a horse to water but you can't make him drinkPROVERB” — Oxford University Press Copy Share Image
“You can lead a horse to water, but drowning it is surprisingly difficult.” — Michael R. Fletcher Copy Share Image
“You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink, let alone drown itself.” — Audra Red Copy Share Image
They say "you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink." In the Marine Corps, you can make that horse… — Fred Larson Copy Share Image
“You can lead a horse to water but only very rarely can you drown him and get away with it.” — Sue Perry Copy Share Image
Still waiting for that kettle to boil? Either turn up the heat or leave the kitchen! — Doug Seaton Copy Share Image
Do Something, even if it turns out wrong, we learn and improve from our mistakes! — Doug Seaton Copy Share Image
The Good Lord takes care of kids and fools and I qualify in both cases! — Doug Seaton Copy Share Image
Behind every successful man, is a trail made of determination, a path of overcoming failures, several rest areas of prayer time, and friendly mentors… — Doug Seaton Copy Share Image
“I called dibs on Penelope when we were nine, and I made sure every boy our age knew it too.” — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water in a… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I know you can do this. You’re the person who revolutionized garbage collection at Westview, remember?” — Rachel Lynn Solomon Copy Share Image
“Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three…and so on. Nesta” — Cathy Hopkins Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you're alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
