Funny quotes Quote by Abbygail Matlock Download Open image “When I was a kid I thought the moon followed our car everywhere...” — Abbygail Matlock ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quotes
When I was a kid, I used to think that the moon is following our car everywhere. — Michael Angelo De Leon Copy Share Image
When I was a child, I always thought that the moon followed me ever where I go LoL!.. — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
When I was little, I would tell my aunt that the moon was following us home when we were driving. — DaniAlla Copy Share Image
When I was little I used to think that the moon followed my car. LOL. Waaaaakakaka. =P — PrinceAzheef Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I just figured we'd be living on the moon by the year 2000. — Edgar Wright Copy Share Image
“Lunar Eclipse doesn't that sound like a car you can only drive at night?” — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“I called dibs on Penelope when we were nine, and I made sure every boy our age knew it too.” — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water in a… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I know you can do this. You’re the person who revolutionized garbage collection at Westview, remember?” — Rachel Lynn Solomon Copy Share Image
“Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three…and so on. Nesta” — Cathy Hopkins Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you're alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
