Funny quotes Quote by Damian Coleman Download Open image “If twitter was a girlfriend you would be cheated on.” — Damian Coleman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quotes Twitter
If I had a girlfriend I would write her letters instead of using Twitter. — Bill Kaulitz Copy Share Image
I don't know if I'm a Twitter addict. That seems kind of harsh. I would say it's more that I'm seriously involved. That it's… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
If I had my way, the woman I marry, she wouldn't be a part of Twitter and she wouldn't be on Facebook. — Lance Gross Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how many 'relationship quotes' you Tweet or Retweet, your boyfriend will still cheated on you — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everytime while hanging out with Friends or Family ; I feel like I'm cheating on Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not a controlling boyfriend but if I had a girlfriend she wouldn't be tweeting half the stuff some of you 'taken' girls do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitters really just about tweeting dope shit and making girls you never met dream about you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My relationship with Twitter has evolved as my career has changed. The truth is unless you have a remarkably thick skin, as a creator,… — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
I've stayed away from Twitter for a long time because I sort of didn't trust myself with such an intimate but very public way… — Elizabeth Reaser Copy Share Image
Baby you tell me what you want and I will put it down in the bedroom to please you, when I take it out… — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
In life the things that seems good for you, are the things that's bad for your health. — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
Over the years reality sets in, I realized life is hard work and less play. — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
I wish you the best and I mean it, I know I will have memories of us but you will too. Your new man… — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
A boy can lay down and make a baby, but say it's not his and not be in it's life, while a real man… — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
I'm thankful for everything (God) sends my way he will always have my back, and help see me through this crazy world. — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
Everybody love you when you're giving hand outs, but talk about you when you've got nothing to give. — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
When you feel like you're at your all time low just pray and know God has your back — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid to smile even when times are hard , just know with God on your side great things will happen. — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
Death is something we can't escape from we have to embrace it, but while we're on earth live our life to the fullest. If… — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
“I called dibs on Penelope when we were nine, and I made sure every boy our age knew it too.” — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water in a… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I know you can do this. You’re the person who revolutionized garbage collection at Westview, remember?” — Rachel Lynn Solomon Copy Share Image
“Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three.....and so on. Nesta” — Cathy Hopkins Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P — Me Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you`re alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
