Funny quotes Quote by Daniel Clowes

“I have to confess that while I did not fancy myself a particularly good person, I never thought my first real sexual action would…

— John Green

“...it really struck me that, just as people might look at me and never imagine I'd worked as a prostitute, they must look at…

— Sophie Hayes

“I didn't go into prostitution because I was desperate. I did it because I was bored.”

— Moriah Jovan

“No, not a prostitute. An ‘escort’ … An ‘Escort’ who’d meet me in a hotel room and do anything I asked in exchange for…

— Lauren Gallagher

“I had always dreamed of being a professional escort but never thought that there was any real money in it.”

— Chelsea Handler

“...her heart pounding like a teenaged boy on a hooker...”

— Elizabeth Massie

“Dating is no charge prostitution.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hooker. Not unless you’re not a cop.”

— Jarod Kintz

“For what it's worth Livvie, I never thought of you as a whore. And you are...the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.”

— C.J. Roberts

“I couldn’t pay the prostitute, and that’s the truth. She could have asked my wife, who would have told her that I’m no cheat.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of otherthings if you…

— James Baldwin

“I guess I was kind of a whore for so many men by twenty. Or I could say I was just really skilled. I…

— James Cox