Vanity Quote by J.D. Salinger

“When you get intense, you spark. And you have the kind of hair any man would want to get tangled in.”

— Rae Carson

“Just-fucked hair doesn't suit me.”

— E.L. James

“Did you tell that prospect over there that ‘not a hair’ on my head was to be touched?” “I think I said, ‘not a…

— Lauren Gilley

“One of the great joys in life is having ones hair brushed.”

— Lise Friedman

“I had never seen so much hair on a man. It covered all of his face and grew way down to his chest, maybe…

— John Lame Deer

“I SAW THEIR STUNNING BODIES GO SLACK AND GET HAIR IN THE WRONG PLACES AND I VOWED I WOULD NOT PERMIT THAT TO HAPPEN…

— Jenny Holzer

“Never date a man who has the same haircut you do. It's just a bad idea.”

— May Vanderbilt

“How long your hair has grown. You could strangle a man in it.”

— Catherynne M. Valente

“Why is it that a man with hair on his head has more hair than a man with hairs on his head?”

— Teresa Monachino

“Anything else you want to discuss before we begin?” “Who cuts your hair? You should run them through with their own thinning shears. You…

— J.A. Rock

“What if the wrong person showed up first and said you were expecting them?' I said. 'I told them middling tall, skinny, weird-looking hair…

— Robin McKinley

“I never really cared for facial hair on a man before you.” “That’s because I put it to good use. Friction is a good…

— Misha Elliott