Facial expression Quote by Augusten Burroughs
““Rarely do very handsome men allow their faces to run around without a leash. I am not very handsome, but I am above-average handsome, which means I have spent only one-sixteenth of my life in front of a mirror practicing facial expressions, as opposed to the maybe one-fourth that a very handsome guy might have. Yet I can tell you that if I had accidentally spilled coffee on a first date, I would have immediately made facial expression number 69b: Spilled Coffee on First Date face.””
About This Quote
Source Essay: My Life and Other Disasters, 2004
He humorously notes that his average looks require less mirror time, yet he can still craft a specific facial expression for awkward moments.
In simple terms: Average looks need less practice, but he can still make a funny face.
Key Takeaway
Use humor to handle embarrassing situations.
Themes
humor
self‑deprecation
social awkwardness
Mood
playful
reflective
Type
anecdotal
humorous
When to use this quote
- first dates
- public speaking
- media interviews
Key Concepts
image perception
social interaction
Questions to Reflect On
- When does self‑deprecation become harmful?
- How can humor improve social comfort?
A Different Perspective
Humor may not resolve deeper insecurities.
