Funny quotes Quote by Teran Fisher Download Open image “Facebook My Old Bitch Twitter My New Bitch & Instagram Go Be My Next Bitch !” — Teran Fisher ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quotes
Dear Facebook, I heard Twitter's replacing you. Hell yeah, karma's a bitch! Sincerely, MySpace. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How do I tweet to much on twitter ? Its twitter dumbass ! Bitch take yo ugly ass back to facebook then ! — BasedGodKam Copy Share Image
I keep a bad bitch that keeps some bad bitches with her she gon fuck me good & they gon follow her like twitter — Meek Mill Copy Share Image
Love Twitter more than Facebook cause I can update my status every 5 minutes without people thinking I'm crazy... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't even have Facebook anymore. I spend a fair amount of time on Twitter, though. — Sean Doolittle Copy Share Image
Everyone has made themselves into a commodity with Facebook, Twitter - with all of these things, you're commodifying your life every time you post… — Andrew Garfield Copy Share Image
If I had my way, the woman I marry, she wouldn't be a part of Twitter and she wouldn't be on Facebook. — Lance Gross Copy Share Image
For every new feature we add, we take an old one out. A lot of big sites don’t do that, and it’s a problem.… — David Karp Copy Share Image
Keep Yo Friends Close But Your Enimies Closer Now Days Yo Friends Turn Fake ! — Teran Fisher Copy Share Image
Thank You God For Blessing Me To See Another Day That Wasnt Promise ! — Teran Fisher Copy Share Image
“I called dibs on Penelope when we were nine, and I made sure every boy our age knew it too.” — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water in a… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I know you can do this. You’re the person who revolutionized garbage collection at Westview, remember?” — Rachel Lynn Solomon Copy Share Image
“Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three…and so on. Nesta” — Cathy Hopkins Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you're alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
