Funny quotes Quote by Myself Download Open image “I'd rather talk to a cat than talk to myself” — Myself ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quotes Short quotes
I don't like talking about myself. I would rather talk about other people. — Luke Kuechly Copy Share Image
In my house you have to talk to cats because, being ten of them, there are a lot of important things you have to… — Beryl Reid Copy Share Image
Cat talk is a complicated, self-centered language. If you speak to your cat first, it probably won't speak back. Cats initiate conversations. — Jean Craighead George Copy Share Image
Cats and I have an understanding, but we choose not to interact often. — Aaron Tveit Copy Share Image
Tryna hide this pain with these pain killers, she said the storms only will last a little while but shit it got me feeling… — Myself Copy Share Image
In life, something from everything will leave a mark on your heart. It might be happiness, lamentations, or both. Memories will make you the… — Myself Copy Share Image
Christian Longo makes deadbeat dads look good. He is on deathrow for killing his three children and then fleeing to Mexico. — Myself Copy Share Image
A penis has a sad life: His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, & his… — Myself Copy Share Image
Never judge somebody before judgein urself in d mirror. Not everybody is perfect — Myself Copy Share Image
You broke my heart by telling everybody I am the reason for your broken heart. it is just a shit. — Myself Copy Share Image
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened and you made it thru — Myself Copy Share Image
“I called dibs on Penelope when we were nine, and I made sure every boy our age knew it too.” — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water in a… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I know you can do this. You’re the person who revolutionized garbage collection at Westview, remember?” — Rachel Lynn Solomon Copy Share Image
“Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three.....and so on. Nesta” — Cathy Hopkins Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P — Me Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you`re alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
