Funny as hell Quote by Matthew Bracey

“I live on shameless flattery...and vodka...but the two usually go hand in hand.”

— V. Vee

“Well, he doesn't fall out of bed and wrap his lips around a bottle of vodka, does he?”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“Nothing gave him more pleasure than laying waste to a hoagie and a bottle of vodka, unless it was doing both while studying a…

— Phil Knight

“It'd taken another half hour under the shower to peel his throbbing eyes open and get rid of the stench of cheap whiskey and…

— Alexandra Ivy

“A hand of smoke took his hand, started him downward, if it was downward, showed him a centre, if it was a centre, put…

— Julio Cortázar

“It’s your life, quite possibly your only one. Still you find yourself having a vodka at three a.m., waiting for your pill to kick…

— Michael Cunningham

“So…what were you doing in the bathroom?” he asked. “I had to take off all my clothes and fan myself,” I answered honestly. The…

— Ree Drummond

“Are you really speechless or has the vodka finally impaired your ability to function like a normal human?”

— Heidi McLaughlin

“It took him longer than usual. Every sound—the clanking of the mug as he retrieved it from the crammed sink, the gushing and spitting…

— Christina McKenna

“He gagged and spat the mouthful out on the carpet. He glared at the bottle. “Bubble gum–flavored vodka? Bubble gum?”

— Thea Harrison

“He wasn't a happy drunk and when he'd had too much, his frustration spilled out of him in an angry torrent of false bravado.…

— Ed Duncan

“I'd been awake for thirty-two hours, but I still ordered a burger and a vodka, 'cause sometimes you can't call it a day until…

— Anna Kendrick