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“This...this...thing?" "A parsnip?" Jem suggested "A parsnip planted in satan's own garden," said Will. He glanced about. "I dont suppose there's a dog I could feed it to?" "There dont seem to be any pets about," Jem-who loved animals, even the inglorious and ill-tempered Church-observed. "Probably…” quote by Cassandra Clare
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““This...this...thing?" "A parsnip?" Jem suggested "A parsnip planted in satan's own garden," said Will. He glanced about. "I dont suppose there's a dog I could feed it to?" "There dont seem to be any pets about," Jem-who loved animals, even the inglorious and ill-tempered Church-observed. "Probably all poisened by parsnips," said Will.””

Cassandra Clare

About This Quote

A character jokes about planting a parsnip in a dangerous place, highlighting absurd fear and dark humor about feeding it to a dog.

In simple terms: A darkly comic scene about a dangerous garden and a pet.

Key Takeaway

Find humor in absurdity and confront fear.

Themes

dark humor absurdity fear animal care

Mood

playful dark ironic

Type

fiction dialogue humor

When to use this quote

  • writing a novel
  • creative brainstorming
  • storyboarding
  • character development

Key Concepts

irony satire gallows humor

Questions to Reflect On

  • How does absurd humor help cope with fear?
  • What does the garden symbolize?
A Different Perspective

Humor can mask deeper anxieties about danger.

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