Cream Quote by Red Smith

The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal - that you can gather votes like box tops - is,…

— Adlai E. Stevenson

The Democratic party, respective to health care, is like a person who was sent into the store to purchase a gallon of milk and…

— Dana Loesch

The aristocrat is the democrat ripe, and gone to seed.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

We in the Senate refer to Sen. Gillibrand as the hottest member.

— Harry Reid

In every election in American history both parties have their cliches. The party that has the cliches that ring true wins.

— Newt Gingrich

The Republicans need all the entertainment help they can get. When Charlie Daniels was one of your convention headliners, you know you need some…

— Shawn Amos

New Rule: This Valentine’s Day Americans must remember that politicians are like a box of chocolates. We bite into them to find out what's…

— Bill Maher

They [Democrats] are the troubadours and the crooners of catastrophe.

— Clare Boothe Luce

“Republicans don’t stand for the beliefs of the right, and Democrats don’t stand for the principles of the left. They each stand for one…

— Jarod Kintz

There are few things more amusing in the world of politics than watching moderate Republicans charging to the right in pursuit of greater glory.

— Mario Cuomo

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

— P. J. O'Rourke

“Clams served on Quinnipeague were dug from the from the flats hours before cooking, and the batter, which was exquisitely light, held bits of…

— Barbara Delinsky