“He had the gift of the gab and could sell sand to Arabs. Hell, he could sell a bag of dildos to a nun – no joke” — matthew bracey Copy Share Image
“It didn’t take him thirty seconds to have a swig of vodka and a hefty sniff before his hands were as steady as a bloke with his bollocks caught in a zip” — Matthew Bracey Copy Share Image
“He had the gift of the gab and could sell sand to Arabs. Hell, he could sell a bag of dildos to a nun… — matthew bracey Copy Share Image
“It didn’t take him thirty seconds to have a swig of vodka and a hefty sniff before his hands were as steady as a… — Matthew Bracey Copy Share Image
“I feel a bit like the Willy Wonka of Neon, if you could eat neon, chocolate would be the next best thing” — Matthew Bracey Copy Share Image
